ORLANDO, Fla. — Misty Fremonta, a local movie buff, says she started looking for a new man as an excuse to revisit her favorite movies during a “courtship” process, as a VCR plays a copy of “Defending Your Life.” A source confirmed this.
“I was a little nervous about this carnivore I was talking about on Hinge. Not a person of substance, but handsome enough. Anyway, he’s very into me after all, so , I can basically watch whatever I want when we get together for date night, so I wonder what the heck – How can I rewatch something I’ve seen a million times and feel good about it? I’m being constructive,” Freemonta said, ignoring a FaceTime call from her new boyfriend. “That’s the perfect excuse. It took him seeing a few Preston Sturges movies for him to understand that I don’t tolerate male chatter during previews, but once he came here… Once you learned to come and sit on the edge of the couch and then quickly leave, it was about the healthiest relationship I’ve ever been in.”
Freemonta’s new suitors are said to be having a positive experience getting accustomed to the world of film without the burden of physical contact with other humans.
“Oh yeah, I love the movies she chooses. Especially the ones without color are said to be the most fun to watch. Every time I see something in black and white, I always remember the Three Stooges coming out.” “I secretly wish Casablanca didn’t have the Three Stooges, but it’s still good…it’s still good,” says a retired part-time tire alignment technician who recently worked at Criterion. says. Subscriber Dave Siminski. “Yeah, but as much as I enjoy spending time with her, I hope the next time she says she can put on ‘Rudy’ she means it.” I just want to play soccer. Well, that’s what she calls it… “Movie Triumph”!”
Representatives from the film logging social media app Letterboxd acknowledged that the clock pattern suddenly changes in such situations.
“In fact, this is a very common case. Whenever a simple straight male enters into a relationship with a movie fan, there is always a spike in the history of moviegoing, or should I say “erudition.” “It would be fascinating if it weren’t so shameful that these guys are strung together like human sausage links,” said Tina Trent Sperry, Analysis Associate at Letterboxd. “But suddenly Elaine May’s filmography is being given five-star reviews from those poor poor people who have been steadily ingesting the Fast and Furious movies, and they’re like, ‘To collect all the true feelings.’ I have to go back and look at it a few times.’ What I thought was always a joke around the office. ”
Unfortunately, this relationship ended quickly, just five minutes after the entire city lost power.
