Hello!welcome back Trash report.I eleanor jones.I recently had drinks with some exes. Mercury I was asked if I was embarrassed by anything I wrote during my nearly 13 years on this rag (😮). I honestly answered that I could hardly bring myself to link to anything I wrote last week, much less anything she wrote in her 20s. Self-reflection isn’t really my brand. Can you believe I said that? Did you mean it? Instead of looking within ourselves, we get distracted by the next shiny thing.
Here’s how I buy news:
The most patient orange cat I’ve ever seen!! pic.twitter.com/PeDk2H5uZT
— Cat tweets (@PostsOfCats) May 7, 2024
Go to gossip!
Enjoy Portland
First Lady Jill Biden I stopped by Portland last week to participate in a quick fundraiser in Lake Oswego. Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler was there, and later told reporters, “It’s nice to see the first lady support our city and care about what we’re doing here.” Partner!she wasn’t like that in our city! Wasn’t there a decent place in Portland where she would be willing to lend her hand to wealthy Democrats? I almost wonder if she was trying to get away from her bad guys by going to Lake Oswego. especially It’s not “what we’re doing here.” Riff-raff is the name of the game in Portland.
meanwhile, president joe I was doing a fundraiser in Seattle. At first I was a little upset that he went to Seattle instead of coming here, but I understood. seattle times He reported that there were only about 100 anti-war demonstrators near his event downtown, but I know that in Portland there would have been many more. Obviously, the president didn’t go to Seattle because he likes Seattle. He just became less afraid of it. Joe Biden: I will vomit in my mouth to allow Oregon to vote blue for whoever it is, but I would appreciate the opportunity to yell at you first. Please come!
A thread of celebrity mom moments celebrating Mother’s Day: pic.twitter.com/N7Ma71eMDr
— Pop Culture (@notgwendalupe) May 11, 2024
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Speaking of fatigue, Happy Mother’s Day yesterday To all mothers and mother-adjacent people! You drank so many mimosas that you forgot to count and didn’t realize you had finished two bottles of champagne before 12pm, and your family gave you space to take a nap or do some internet shopping in peace. I hope so.
Congratulations Mother’s Day! Being pregnant or postpartum in the United States is statistically more dangerous than being a police officer on duty.
— Erin “Skeleton Factory” Ryan (@Morninggloria) May 12, 2024
And speaking of childcare, justin and hailey bieber Announcement of first pregnancy! Mazel! Madame Tussauds in London immediately gave Justin a wax statue. strange? cute? all of the above!
Featuring Julia Roberts, not about Julia Roberts
kelly ripa She said on the show that one time when she was on a plane from New York to Los Angeles, another celebrity was near her and he was saying bad things about other celebrities loudly for everyone to hear. But what did Kelly do?she I was silent they!That’s exactly it mistaken Move! Wealth is squandered by the rich, that much I can say.If I had listened to that bitch sessy I would have been full steel magnolia “If you can’t say anything about someone, come sit by me!” But then the celeb probably said, “Well, you’re on the coach, so thank you, I’m Just be quiet.”
And when it comes to gossip, the perfect celebrity stylist law of luxury talked about his dizzying streak dressing zendaya For a million red carpets. he said: do Remember who said no to Zendaya in her early days? intention holding a grudge, and he name name. yes! This is how we do it!and now we are getting Beautiful woman: “Big mistake. Big, big.” I hope. chanel Although his biggest regret is his association with the Nazi regime, he hopes sleeping with Zendaya is his second biggest regret.
good things
children from Mrs. Doubtfire I recently talked on my podcast about What a Cool Movie Dad robin williams I was on that set. Lisa JakubThe actress, who played the eldest daughter, said she was expelled from high school during filming because the school was tired of having her homework completed by mail. Robin Williams was furious at the disrespect and wrote a letter to the school demanding Jacub’s reinstatement. It didn’t work out, but the school framed the letter and put it on display. It’s a funny ending, even if unintentional in this case, and it highlights Williams’ comedic genius.
Another good thing is my favorite doctor. David Tennant. He was recently called out on the red carpet and asked about the gender binary. His answer was, “It doesn’t matter, leave people alone.” He also regularly offers sportswear and accessories that support the LGBTQ community. On the other hand, the disgraced children’s literature writer JK Rowling Hate speech against the trans community has become increasingly vicious, most recently targeting a transgender soccer coach. So whoever tumblr criticized in 2013 was half right.
Unrelated and cannot be shared: Creed frontman Scott Stapp and his wife decided to divorce after about 20 years of marriage.Maybe someone’s arm do not have Open wide.
Dog news!
In between photos of purple skies, my Instagram is buzzing with articles about how much more we should be doing for ourselves. dog. Did some damn dog hijack the algorithm? What’s going on? The first story is washington post This asks the question, “Does your dog need more friends?” And so do you. I can barely maintain relationships with friends. I spend most of my time supporting children’s social and emotional development with their friends. Do I have to worry about the dog now? My dog has enough friends and they are the 3 humans and 2 cats she lives with.Where is my Pulitzer, Wapo?
Then, Nnew york times We’ve written about how inbred dogs come to be, and the star of our list of inbred dogs is none other than the beautiful psychotic pug. I have. Are you saying that nature didn’t want a deformed little wolf with bulging eyeballs to be born? Fake news!
This tweet is, as they say, a vehicle.
Keir Johnston, who rose to fame after sparking a global debate over whether the dress his mother-in-law wore was black and blue or white and gold, has admitted to strangling his wife. https://t.co/TravuoJrNB
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) May 11, 2024
Now, it’s time for a nap. Thank you for reading, sharing, being passionate, and being kind to my mom.
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